I'm not in Spain, I'm in Iceland with my elf

Hello! I'm Ory now (: with the time you'll can discover that I am much better that Karoline, (karol if you're reading this don't be angry with me, okay? it's a joke)
Was she who put our presentation in the last post, okay... now I'm not living in Spain, I can't, was a horror.
When Karol knew the true of me (I never have seen the film: Just go with it) wanted kill me. But how she lives in Poland and me in Spain (Barcelona) she can't come... but didn't end here, she send a hitman for kill me. I'm sure that you're thinking: and ory... how discovered the bads plans of Karol? The answer is easy: My elf.
I'll tell you de history of my elf.
My elf lives in Iceland, or lived, because now doesn't live there already. But he was hurt, because a walrus of greenland went to Iceland swimming since Greenland for end with this ''strange species''. The walrus started to kill, 1, 2, 3... the elfs with life only was 21 now. How I'm a fantastic person I rescued my elf of the die.
This, that when I start I can't stop, my elf told me about the problem of Karoline. The walrus now is in Greenland again, so I went to Iceland.
It is true, I'm not crazzy, the crazzy is Karol look:

Now  I'm going to show you the picture of the  elfs-murderer:

I hope see you soon!

PS: Karol, you won't kill me never!